Me: Wonder what it's like to be in a three way relationship....will I be a bottom..?

My friend: Ash WTF?!

Me: Hah? Oh nothing- STFU!

Me: What in the sweet home Alabama?!

Me being straight in middle school:

High school me debating about weather or not I'm Bisexual or Poly sexual again
Me: Slayyyy

My friend: Ash are you okay seriously??

Me: I dont know am I?